Distance is the biggest cock block in world..
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST
$10 Target Date
1. You both get $5.00
2. Split up inside Target and give a time limit of 30 minutes.
3. Find something for your spouse for $5 or less (it’s harder than you think!)
4. Meet in the front after 30 minutes to exchange gifts
5. The winner is the one who found the better gift. Winner gets to choose the activity for the night!
6. Ready, set, GO!
I like this idea!
(Source: ephesianswife.blogspot.com, via futuresailorgirl)